just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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