So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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