Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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