So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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