He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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