Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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