When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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