sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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