what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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