Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
