this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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