I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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