Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
how drunk are you?
Several
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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