HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You did what with his pubic hair?
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