I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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