Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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