just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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