it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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