a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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