Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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