So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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