Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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