If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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