STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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