meet me or not, i'm out of control
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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