so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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