and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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