i just wanna soil my oats bro
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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