Whatcha textin bout Willis?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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