new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
