Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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