omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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