I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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