This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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