hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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