susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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