Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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