Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Farmville is her only friend.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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