we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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