never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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