He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
no you cant smoke seaweed
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize
