No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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