just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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