Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I still have a little drunk in my system
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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