I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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