He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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