Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
