we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
