No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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