God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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