Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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