Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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