so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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