I think my vagina is haunted
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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