if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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