You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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