the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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