Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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