What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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